How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse; Blog 3
Today I’m going to focus on the head and neck. Pretty important area to protect and I have some cool pieces of gear that do that.
Hearing Protection
These are a 3 in 1 headphone system that is low profile. First thing is that they protect your hearing (duh) from high decibel sounds such as gunfire and explosions. The second (and coolest thing to me) is they have a built in mic that does this. The mic automatically blocks out any high decibel sounds while simultaneously boosting lower decibel ones. The lower sounds boosted are footsteps, heavy breathing, clothes rustling, etc. They also have an audio input jack so you can hook in your radio. They run on just 2 AAA batteries which give you around 500 hours of operation time. Pretty badass pair of cans that look like regular DJ headphones.
Eye Protection
If you have to bash in a zombie brain or fire a gun while wind is kicking up dirt, you need your eyes protected so you can see what you’re doing. Some people will say to use goggles, which is fine by me. Any protection is better than no protection. My only complaint with goggles is they are uncomfortable and have a tendency to fog up. For me, personally, I prefer some large lens sunglasses; specifically these WileyX Pt-3 two lens sunglasses. They fit tight to the face and have large wrap around lenses, which offer great front and side protection from zombie goo and general debris. They are also military grade. This means they meet the High Velocity Safety standard and the military’s Vo Ballistic Standard. They WILL protect your eyes. Other cool feature is they come with smoked and clear lenses so you can have eye protection in all lighting conditions without worrying about not being able to see. Can’t do that with goggles. http://www.opsgear.com/index/page/product/product_id/600/category_id/272/product_name/WILEY-X+PT-3+Two+Lens+Sunglasses
Neck Protection
One of the biggest veins in the human body is in the neck. If that get’s bitten into or cut… That is a very bad situation you don’t want to be in. So I offer you another great piece of gear from our friends at Blade Runner. This is a half balaclava with a drawstring you can use to tie it in place. It has a mesh-breathing panel over the mouth so you can breath but the rest of it is lined with Kevlar. Like the hoodie, it has reached an EN388, 6.2 blade cut resistance level of 2. The microfiber polyester outer layer is wind and water (or infected saliva) proof as well. The other things I like about it is the weight and how discreet it is. It is very light and, when not tied up, looks like a scarf. Full balaclavas will draw a lot of attention to you because you look like a burglar. Even when it is not tied into position, the half balaclava still offers you protection. Full balaclavas don’t have that ability. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to protect your head. Pretty simple stuff but it goes unchecked by some because of its simplicity. Any little gap in your armor is one more place for a zombie to take advantage of… Your head is no exception so guard it so people don’t have to shoot it.
Be Prepared. Be Smart. Be Incognito.
(8bit) Brandt









